First it was my phone pocket texting. Then it was nearly flashing my friend's son. And now ....
I'm in a class last night. Nature calls, so I duck out for a moment, and I notice .... a 2" tear in the seam of pants along the inner thigh. NICE! Not much I can do about it. It's not really visible and I figure I can make it through class like that.
Wasn't so bad until we started doing these squat moves where you go from standing, to sit on top of the Bosu ball, lean all the way back, then hoist yourself back up to standing. Looking in the mirror I can see the telltale flash of white flesh everytime I get up or down. NICE!
I mean ... it wasn't THIS bad, but still
clearly!) not one to shy away from a little wardrobe malfunction. So, when the next class I usually take began, I moved on like a trooper. The rip had been annoying me slightly in the last class, but when the next class began we warmed up with a 1 mile jog. This is when the trouble really began.
Just a few minutes into the run and my leg was getting very irritated. As I'm running I'm trying to adjust my pants in some way that it won't bother me - without success. Then, about 3/4 of the way through I tried to pull my pants so the seam wouldn't rub and I hear ..... RIIIIPPPPP. Yep, I now had a good 4" tear.
I stopped to check it out and really felt my inner thigh being irritated. Checked that out too and I had developed a big red welt on my thigh. N-I-C-E!
Ugh, I really liked those pants (thus the excessive wear they've obviously had). I had to withdraw from the class due to a wardrobe malfunction. How embarrassing! But I can laugh about it. Can't wait to see what crazy thing is in store for me today!!!!!