Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Wardrobe Malfunction .... Really?

Is there a full moon lately?  I thought we passed that recently.

First it was my phone pocket texting.  Then it was nearly  flashing my friend's son.  And now ....

I'm in a class last night.  Nature calls, so I duck out for a moment, and I notice .... a 2" tear in the seam of pants along the inner thigh.  NICE!  Not much I can do about it.  It's not really visible and I figure I can make it through class like that.

Wasn't so bad until we started doing these squat moves where you go from standing, to sit on top of the Bosu ball, lean all the way back, then hoist yourself back up to standing.  Looking in the mirror I can see the telltale flash of white flesh everytime I get up or down.  NICE!

I mean ... it wasn't THIS bad, but still
I survived the class, but the split had progressed from about 2" to closer to 3".  Still, I'm (clearly!) not one to shy away from a little wardrobe malfunction.  So, when the next class I usually take began, I moved on like a trooper.  The rip had been annoying me slightly in the last class, but when the next class began we warmed up with a 1 mile jog.  This is when the trouble really began.

Just a few minutes into the run and my leg was getting very irritated.  As I'm running I'm trying to adjust my pants in some way that it won't bother me - without success.  Then, about 3/4 of the way through I tried to pull my pants so the seam wouldn't rub and I hear ..... RIIIIPPPPP.  Yep, I now had a good 4" tear.

I stopped to check it out and really felt my inner thigh being irritated.  Checked that out too and I had developed a big red welt on my thigh.  N-I-C-E!

Ugh, I really liked those pants (thus the excessive wear they've obviously had).  I had to withdraw from the class due to a wardrobe malfunction.  How embarrassing!  But I can laugh about it.  Can't wait to see what crazy thing is in store for me today!!!!!

Heidi
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9 comments:

Missy said...

Oh goodness woman. You have had some funny stories lately. Too bad about your pants though - I know how much a good pair of work-out pants is really worth!!!

Anonymous said...

Dear daughter! You are outrageously funny. Maybe you ought to take a needle and thread with you. Oh for the shame of it all. I also would have dropped from the class LOLOLOL

Fran said...

This is not your week but for us it's funny, again you made me laugh at the start of my day.

Lynsey said...

Oh girl you sure struggle lately. Good for you for sticking out the first class. I probably would've snuck out after I hit the bathroom. You will have to start bringing an extra pair to the gym with you. Thanks for the laughs!

Nej said...

I probably would have left after the first class. Heck, making it THROUGH the first class would have been difficult. :-)

Syl said...

Oh Heidi! you should come on holidays with us...seems like we could both use a break ;-)

Susan @ All Things In Moderation said...

Your such a trooper!I would've dropped pot of the first class the moment I sensed trouble. Again and as always, your my hero! :)

chillyinchina said...

Hi! How did your September challenge conclude? It seemed like a (fairly) fun way to reach for some goals!

Missy said...

HEIDI! Where have you been? Miss you...